- Full Name: John "Jack" Bordeaux.
- Age: 26.
- Team: Soul Express.
- Home: Chicago.
- Gender: Male.
- Hobbies: Fishing.
- Place of birth: USA
- Specialties: Can work without sleep for 4 days straight.
- Likes: Cigars.
- Dislikes: Excessive optimism.
- Favorite Music: Disco, Pop, Blues
- Favorite Singers: Sting, Jennifer Lopez (aka J-Lo), Bon Jovi
- Debut: 3rd Mix (Arcade).
- Variants: 2.
Special Notes: May have been a designer in the past. Now manages an advertising company. On weekdays, he works hard; on the weekends, he parties from dawn to dusk. He likes to wear a lamé under his suit. A lame is the name of the electronically conductive jacket worn by foil and sabre fencers.